Air New Zealand : Little bit of coolness

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The boarding on an Air New Zealand flight was a bit different this time.
Isles 'A' and 'F' were directed to the check point first.
This went very smoothly despite several individuals that tried to board with seat assignments other then 'A' and 'F'. These people formed a little group at the boarding point while we filed past.
After the window seats were filled, the middle seats were directed to board, and finally the isle.

This innovative boarding policy was proceeding with much less kerfuffle then usually occurs when a plane is filled with passengers. The outside seats were filled with out having the complex 'seat dance'.
Despite Air NZ efforts to efficiently seat a plane full of passengers the process was fouled by A silly couple who boarded with hand luggage much heavier the 7kg.
The bags had to be loaded into the luggage hold, so the isle was blocked up while the steward reprimanded the couple, and then she had to struggle back down the isle to the entry hatch.
Human innovation never fails to surprise me, as does human 'bloody mindedness'.

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